Monday, October 10, 2005

Cute joke from Polly

At yesterday's meeting of the Humanist Study Group, Polly Mark read us this joke:

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again and said
"Never mind. I found one."

1 comment:

John E. Cother said...

A guy was falling off his roof and he said, "Holy Father if you'll only save me, I'll never lust after women again." At that time, his shirt caught on a roof nail and stopped his rapid descent. He said, "Never mind Lord, the nail caught me."